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Confused Cow ($15)

Serving as a source of inspiration to millions worldwide, the Confused Cow also serves as the Doctors of Cotton mascot. But look no further than his world famous quotes for your inspiration, like this gem: "We both know you're running away from something... hopefully it's a bus. Don't get run over." Spread the word on facebook!

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March 2008
Spring, rebirth, life, all that good stuff! So how should you celebrate the oncoming good weather? Maybe plant a tree? Yeah, that would be nice. But how about we all celebrate by buying a t-shirt from doctorsofcotton.com? You can then plant the tree while wearing your new t-shirt: perfect isn't it? No need to save the world and not look good doing it!

February 2008
Anthropologists have recently discovered that, as previously speculated, Mr. Caesar was indeed wearing a Doctors of Cotton t-shirt when he uttered the phrase, "I came, I saw, I conquered". It had nothing to do with conquering Zile and everything to do with living in style. And with a stylish new website and the best tees online, we're here to start our own catch phrase: "Doc, are you hitting on me?" Say that in Latin why don't you?!

December 2007
Catchphrases were all the rage during the 70s-90s. TV was filled with them. Whether it was Bart telling the world to "Eat my shorts!", the Fonz sounding like a freshly born retarded giraffe eloquently babbling "Aaay", or J.J. learning to incorrectly split a word into its syllables with his o-so-fam-ous "Dyn-o-mite". Either way, here's a new one combining the aspects of the greats to create an even better catchphrase for the century: "When the doctors begin to o-perr-ate, yell to the world, EAT MY SHIRT!" ...we tried.

October 2007
Lacking the authority to command a little respect in life? Lost in a maze of confused empty vessels, plowing your way through the bitter existence that is a game of monopoly? We've all been there - no worries. The good news is that 3 in 10 doctors agree: a $10 tee from HotBins.com will spark your life into overdrive. The other 7 "doctors" were actually med students: what do they know?

January to September 2007
Due to a series of errors in the book keeping department involving a tequila bottle and some rum, all news releases published prior to October 2007 are missing in action.

  • Flying is Overrated
  • Full of Shit
  • Heart Disease
  • Pacman's Diet
  • History Repeats Itself
  • Drop the F-Bomb
  • Dream Big
  • Jesus Fish
  • Confused Cow
  • Zen Ninja
  • Dance Like an Idiot
  • Change Major